Enjoys a woman who talks with her hands.

Agrees that Jayne Mansfield was the best platinum blonde in Hollywood.

Feels that side boob trumps traditional cleavage.

Likes to forget about the noise of the outside world for a bit.

Has the belief system that just because it’s on the internet (especially if its on the internet), doesn’t mean it’s true.

Life is meant to be experienced, not planned.

Finds the majority of these opening profiles and websites bizarrely performative.

Can appreciate art and eccentricity.

Texting is the easiest way to get thoughts misconstrued.

Understands we both have nothing to prove.

Agrees laughter is actually proven to be the best medicine. 

 …Or perhaps someone who is into women that are genuine?

I adore listening, seeing, connecting, and making magic happen. So tell me—what does your heart crave? Your secret wish? Maybe you just want to slip away and try on a different version of yourself for a while. I happen to take great joy in giving you exactly what you didn’t know you were missing—helping you relax into your truest self and coax those little seeds of who you’re becoming into full bloom.

I am as real as they come. I appreciate a raw sense of humor, do not over- sensor it!