Enjoys a woman who talks with her hands.

Agrees that Jayne Mansfield was the best platinum blonde in Hollywood.

Feels that side boob trumps traditional cleavage.

Likes to forget about the noise of the outside world for a bit.

Has the belief system that just because it’s on the internet (especially if its on the internet), doesn’t mean it’s true.

Life is meant to be experienced, not planned.

Finds the majority of these opening profiles and websites bizarrely performative.

Can appreciate art and eccentricity.

Understands we both have nothing to prove.

Agrees laughter is actually proven to be the best medicine. 

 …Or perhaps someone who is into women that are genuine, but with a wicked sense of humor, entrepreneurial spirit and eye for design. 

I am as real as they come. I appreciate a raw sense of humor, do not over- sensor it!